Ingabe i-Zombie Apocalypse On the Horizon?

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Isithombe sikaLinda Hohnholz
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Ekugcineni kwenzekile, i-apocalypse ye-zombie isifikile! Impilo njengoba sazi ukuthi isizoshintsha unomphela! Ayisekho imidlalo ye-TV, ayisekho imidlalo yevidiyo, ayisekho i-Twitter!?! Sizosinda kanjani!? Ake ume kancane, sizodlani?! Akusekho ukudla okusheshayo, azisekho izitolo zekhofi, azisekho izinhlelo zokusebenza zokuletha ukudla ezifunwayo kanye nezitolo zegrosa? Sizokwenzani emhlabeni?

 

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Phezu kwalokho, ukukhula ngendlela ephilayo nokufunda amasu alula okwenza umquba ngemfucuza yezitshalo zakho, ungakha kabusha inhlabathi futhi unganciki kangako kumanyolo. Ingadi yakho izokhula kakhulu enhlabathini ebuyiselwe ukusiza izitshalo ukuthi zikhule ngokusemandleni azo. Ngokuxhumana nomphakathi wakho, wonke umuntu angagxila ekukhuliseni okuthile okuhlukile ukuze sisakwazi ukuzitika ngezinhlobonhlobo ezimnandi. Ukukhetha okulula, ukucwilisa, ukuqeda amanzi emzimbeni nokugcina ukudla ngendlela efanele kuzoqinisekisa ukuthi umphakathi uzoqhubeka uthuthuka, ngisho nasebusika obunzima kakhulu.

Uyabona-ke, akukho okumele ukhathazeke ngakho! Ngisho noma umhlaba uphenduka incithakalo, ngeke kudingeke ukhathazeke ngokudla ukudla kwenja okuphelelwe yisikhathi impilo yakho yonke. Wena nomphakathi wakho ningadla njengamakhosi ngoba nithole amakhono nolwazi oludingekayo ukuze ninikeze izidingo zabantu ezilula, ukudla okumnandi. Futhi izindaba ezinhle ukuthi, noma ngabe i-apocalypse ye-zombie ingakaze iphumelele, manje unamandla okunciphisa i-carbon footprint yakho, uphile ngokuqhubekayo, wakhe amasosha omzimba aqinile ngokudla izibulala-zinambuzane nokudla okungenamakhemikhali, ukwandisa inani lempahla yakho futhi hlinzeka umphakathi wakho ngenethiwekhi yokuzanelisa. Sikukhuthaza ukuthi uthathe isinyathelo sokuqala futhi usithinte kwa-Key To Life Supply ngaphambi kokuba kushaye isikhathi sokuloba!

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